Couple of Little Johnny Jokes

A teacher asked Little Johnny if he could count from 1 to 10, "Yeah! My pop taught me. Even more than 10." "Good. What comes after three?” "Four," answers Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "You can count. Your dad did a good job. Now, so what comes after ten?" "A jack."

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology course. She started her class by asking, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" Little Johhny replies, "No ma'am, but I didn't want you standing there all by yourself."

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” said his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh? “I did!” sobbed Johnny.